Making up words! It's Fun! notice the capital f?

Quite often I find myself making up works or combining two or more words to more accuratly describe something.

My sister and I came up with the term 'Jordefin', which means 'the joining together of two words to provide a definition'...so....infact....'Jordefin' is a 'Jordefin' as it takes parts of all of the above words, but in doing so, creates a shorter word that you can say with more ease.

Sometimes I pick up on funny word combinations/jordefins that other people use. I think this is pretty sweet to interprete. Below is a made up story by me with these funny combinations, and below I will explain which each means (the words in bold)

On Sunday my *girl crush gave me a call and wanted to have a catch up over dinner at a swanky restaurant. After recently contracting a case of *recessionitis I talked her into going out for a glass of wine and some chunky fries instead.

I hadn't caught up with her for a while so there was tonnes to talk about, but we needed some warm-up *nonversation to loosen the mood and get the *flowversation happening.

After arriving at the bar she comments on how I have become such a *recessionista, and she doesn't understand how I don't have a boyfriend! "Only a *April Fool would pass on you!"

"Thanks babe", I say.

There was an awkward silence, and the pressure was on to carry on the *flowversation. I think, out of nervous desperation she chose to talk about how she hasn't been feeling very well lately...thinks she might have swine flu. She looks really worried and looks at me in question and for reassurance. I tell her she is getting proberly getting overly paranoid from the *problem saturation that is going on at the moment, and that perhaps we should change the subject.

"Hey, I bumped into Michelle last month, on a plane. She was flying to Melbourne for a holiday. Thought I was getting a *ghetto upgrade, but turns out she was in the seat next door. A bit of a random meeting, as she is one of my *Facebookemon, but sitting next each other, you are sort of forced to chat."

"Oh yeah, whats she up to now?, Is she still with Steve?"

"Yeah, she said things are going well. Apparently she left him on the couch at home complaining about not feeling well. She accussed him of having *man flu, he went all silent and started *remote dancing, so she figured something was up, so proabed a bit more. Turns out he had a *dudevorce with his best friend and was just feeling real down about it."

"Oh thats sad, hopefully they will have a *bromance moment while she's away, and they'll be all *mancrushed up on her return. Hey is he still a *bikesexual?"

"Yeah, fully. She says even *sexsuasion doesn't work to stop him going cruising on his bike!.......Anyway, so Michelle and I had a good chat on the plane, figured we should have a wild night out in Melbourne since we were both holidaying it up. The chick infront of us on the plane had an *Aisle Salmon to get her bag! Man I hate it when that happens! You just want to get off you know!.... Anyway, we had a wild night alright! To the point that we had to catch up for a *dejabrew, there was no need for a *spicy edit on that night! I had a bit of a *retro-cringe moment when I remembered I sent a drunken text to that guy I was seeing!"

"Oh no! You didn't!"

"I know!, What an *April Fool!"

"Oh, here are our chunky fries!, I love how they put that spicy stuff on top, gives me a *flavorgasm everytime"

"Yeah, this bar is awesome, but they really need to stop *song binging on that LCD soundsystem song, I swear it's played at least three times since we've been here!, hey can you pass me the aioli? *Brofavor"

Ring ring...........

"Hello?....Yeah Okay!.........I can hear you!! It's not called a *Yellular you know!.......Yeah I'll be home soon.......Just sort out that *laundry limbo you have going on!" (phone hang up)......."Sorry about that babe, I have to go. Good to catch up. It truely turned into a piece of *mental intercourse.

Girl crush: A non-sexual crush, in which you want some of the aspects of a friend of yours.

Recessionitis: A new virus that has recently been created, in which can be used as an excuse to not do something that costs a bit of money.

Nonversation: The polite, boring conversation you have eg, discussing the weather.

Flowversation: A conversation that flows smoothly from one topic to another.

Recessionista: Someone who still manages to look stylish despite the money worries of someone with a case of *recessionitis (see above)

April Fool: A way to describe a doosh, or fool.

Problem Saturation: A topic of conversation that mainstream media have blown into sense of pending doom, when really the problem isn't so doom-like.

Ghetto upgrade: When there is no one on the seats next to you on a plane, so in effect you get to spread out.

Facebookemon: The art of collection of 'friends' on facebook that you don't talk to, or may not even know personally. Much like the collection of 'pokemon monsters' on the show 'Pokemon'...got to catch them all, got to catch them all.

Man flu: An exageration of sickness that men frequently do, to get sympathy and or dootingness by their female other.

Remote dancing: The dance you do with your remote whilst trying to get your tv to pick up the signal of the remote.

Dudevorce: When two male best friends break up.

Bromance: When two male friends show emotion towards each other.

Man crush: same meaning to girl crush, but with men.

Bikesexual: Someone who is in love with their bike (Ralph)

Sexsuasion: Persuading with sex.

Aisle Salmon: Someone who is going in the opposite direction in an aisle.

Dejabrew: Remembering things you did the previous night, after many brews.

Spicy edit: The exageration of events to make stories more entertaining.

Retro-cringe: Cringing while remembering something embaressing you have done previously.

Flavorgasm: When the flavors in a food or drink are extremely delicous.

Song binging: The act of playing a song over and over and over again.

Brofavor: Pronounced 'Porfavor', used in the place of please.

Yellular: When the phone reception is bad, so people yell down their cellphones thinking you will be able to hear them better.

Laundry Limbo: When you re-wash items in your laundry bag because you can't be bothered putting them away.

Mental intercourse: Stimulating conversation.