Hello Readers,

I am writing to apoligise for being such a lazy poster.

I made you all this Strawberry Shortcake Sorry Cake. Unfortunately I cannot send it to you, mostly because you are all so far away. If I had, it would have taken anywhere from 2-14 days to get to you. It would turn up all smooshed and covered in fruit flies. You would think that it was a horrible sorry present and I would be... Read more
Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.

George Carlin